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Mercan

1. A wig used to replace lost pubic hair

2. Something George Bush thinks he is
George Bush: "I'm so proud to be Mercan"
by Lollirot December 28, 2005
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Mercan

(n) the dialect of English spoken by residents in the United States of America.

(adj.) relating to or characteristic of the United States of America or its inhabitants; relating to or characteristic of the American continents or their inhabitants (rare).

Not to be confused with:

merkin
(n) an artificial covering of hair for the pubic area; a pubic wig.
Did you know that in the U.S.A. they think a scone is a biscuit? I wish I had taken a phrase book with me to translate Mercan into English when I had a holiday there.

If you ever travel around the U.S.A. you will learn that the Mercan people are really friendly and helpful when dealing with tourists.
by TassieHunter April 27, 2016
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Mercan

A pubic wig. used to replace pubic hair that one desires but does not have do to an accident or a hormonal defect
Bob has a mercan because he has no pubes
by andrew w. September 16, 2005
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mescaline

An alkaloid drug, C11H17NO3, obtained from mescal buttons, which produces hallucinations. Also called peyote.
Mescaline: It's the only way to fly...
by Adict June 11, 2003
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Mescalysergic Visions

when you take acid and mescaline and trip like a grandad with a bad hip trying to take on a large set of stairs
dude i'm tripping my face off oh god an octopus i guess this is what you call mescalysergic visions huh
by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009
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muscane

Muscane is an expression for a person who is addicted to feet porn, or worship feets.
Example-
Person 1- hey why are you licking your own feet that's gross?

Person 2- cause I'm a muscane
Person 1- sorry i didn't know enjoy
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meccano set

"we should be on site by the end of july, em...and if we can do that we could get it finished...you know...quicker than everybody thinks, they're a bit like meccano sets and they do go up very quickly, I think we showed that with the changes we made here....5 weeks on a plan of 12, it's something that is gonna happen"
Deluded fool Pete Winkelman (a pleonasm if I ever heard one) discussing Franchise FC new stadium, the Winkeldome, to be built paid for by ASDA.
by AFCW April 24, 2004
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