mentler

Not very bright person from Bristol. Originates from mental but used in offensive manner.

Oi you mentler!

by Antonia Kiedis April 29, 2003

Mertle

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003

merterlize

to get fuck up . die die kill people beat them down. fuck them up.

i merterlize u in call of duty 4

by adcent April 5, 2008

mertlebron

a little ugly ass faggot turkish kid who sucks at call of duty and acts tough to older people than him. He likes to suck dick in his free time and put huge dicks in his vagina hole. Oh and his mother is retarded and thinks that the police is the answer to everything. FUCK DA POLICE NIGGA!

bcfdfd mertlebron

by micenkdiejj jsdd October 25, 2012

Mertle

When someone is always always in a negative mood they are being a mertle

Person 1: let's go to the football game this weekend

Person 2: nah, I cant be bothered

Person 1: come to the game and stop being a mertle

by seanconnerytoupee February 4, 2020

merter

Hard fucker.

Merter is the Alpha Male and i passionately love him.

by duymakistedigin November 22, 2021

Lucy Mettler

A Lucy Mettler is a preppy, South Carolinian. That sounds kinda shallow and you might think of Lucy Mettler as a basic, blonde stereotype but she is so much more! She is a total bitch that you can have the best convo with, she'll give you advice and make you feel like absolute shit after but you'll get clarity. When you think of Lucy, you think of a basic shit with no sense of music and only wears brandy but she has the best possible music taste. It goes from edgy and dark to wasn't this in a musical once? She's preppy in the best way and looks good in whatever she wears. You may be intimidated at first but once you break through the pretty and bitchy front, you'll see that she's the sweetest person who HAS VALID OPINIONS AND MAKES PEOPLE MAD BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND HAS A PERSONALITY COUGH COUGH. She might not always be the loudest in the room, but her presence is always known. Hoes be mad cuz she be giving them competition, like yeah she's got a better personality than you stfu. If you have a Lucy Mettler in your life, make sure to appreciate how sweet, insightful, and crazy she is. And take in the man cologne she wears cuz that shit is good as. Lucy Mettler is someone you want to know and want to have as your friend so be grateful always! #foenem

"Who's that goddess over there?!"
"Lucy Mettler!"

by Laur H June 12, 2021