Merpix

Merpix is a word for slightly overweight but extremely good looking young men.

Wow, you're such a Merpix!

by CheesyKirah November 27, 2022

merpie

A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.

I got a merpie for when I should have another child.

by jack23333 April 20, 2010

merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007

Mervis

The area on one's foot covered by the strap of their flip/flop. Your mervis can expand and detract depending on the size of your flip/flop strap.

I've been wearing sandals all year long and I have extreme callouses on my mervis.

My mervis hurts real BAD! (say it like Napolean Dynamite)

by Maffs and Sarsar August 15, 2005

merpies

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

by Jdford24 September 8, 2010

Merps

A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.

Wow, they're a merps!

by Shorps July 5, 2012

Merpes

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

by R1Jesse February 16, 2010