Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Menopause wet dream

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

by Badnancie September 25, 2014

mengontol

An Indonesian curse word to use when someone doxxes you online

David: *sends Blix’s home address to an online groupchat*
Blix: Mengontol

by anak meme February 27, 2021

Menno

Menno usually describes a guy who is very sweet. He often has blonde hair and blue eyes and is VERY tall. Menno's are excellent at maths and are very smart in general. They also have excellent taste in girls and are very sexy. They tend to have a lot of swag and are always fun to be around.

Girl 1: Wowww, who's that sexy tall guy?

Girl 2: Oh, he's definitely a Menno.

Girl 3: It's too bad he has a girlfriend...

by HELMO-FTW October 16, 2011

mendoucheous

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

by Anglave February 28, 2009

Menlo Park

Menlo Park is a city filled with trees, Mercedes and tech industry multillionaires. It is part of one of the wealthiest areas in the entire world, consisting of neighboring cities like Atherton, Woodside, Hillsborough, Palo Alto and others

Want to buy a house in Menlo Park? Don't bother calling a realtor unless you have at least a million to spend, and don't expect much with only that

by John179 September 27, 2008

mendokuse

troublesome, bothersome (in context: screw it, aw man); derived from mendokusai.

You're so mendokuse Ino.

by envygreedandlust September 23, 2006