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mendenhump

1.) What Rashard Mendenhall did to Ben Roethlesberger after winning the 2010 AFC Championship.

2.) Excessive celebration by way of dry humping.
Dude, did you see Rashard Mendenhump Ben Roethlesberger on national TV?
by noelkjbsdcfg January 24, 2011
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Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.
by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007
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Mensan

Member of Mensa. Mensa is the high IQ society and membership requires an IQ in the top 2% of the population.
It by no means surprises me that nobody on this site knows what Mensa is!
by the voice of reason April 24, 2003
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Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
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bike messenger

Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.

Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.

Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.

Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
"I hired a bike messenger to deliver a gift so it won't be late to your party."
by gremotherapy February 20, 2010
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shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.
An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).
by Chesswave September 10, 2007
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Erik Menendez

A very handsome man

One of the Menendez brothers who killed there parents because of sexual abuse

But Erik and his brother Lyle are not killers they never were they just know at that time it whas kill or be killed
Erik menendez is one of the most hottest prisoners ever!!!!
by Ans vorster January 28, 2021
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