A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
by RedBarrage September 6, 2010
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Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.
Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!
That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005
Get the melonic mug.A sad TikToker with over a million followers in less than a year. What the fuck. You can’t tell Jenn Melon’s sexuality, drug use or personal history. She pisses everyone off the same way your ex pisses you off but you keep going back because ultimately you love her but she’s not good for you.
by RonCon November 23, 2021
Get the jenn melon mug.Any one member(resident)of a loose knit/group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate. Currently influenced by a host of spiritual mindsprings including a small cadere of uber hosts, Erin Deep Groove, Greg Mountain Frost, Johnny Fields Jr., Clay Anywhere, and Carrie The Way, stoke the vortex.
by Shiggins April 2, 2008
Get the Manonite mug.When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.
by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009
Get the Munching the Mekong mug.A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.
This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
by Matt287 May 13, 2006
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