Definitions by RedBarrage

Melon Fucker 

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.

"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"

Melon Fucker by RedBarrage September 6, 2010