menupause

A frustrating psychological condition, most often observed when ordering at fast food restaurants. The disorder manifests with many symptoms, the severity of which appear directly related to the number of people standing in line behind the afflicted. Common issues include spatial disorientation, with the afflicted staring blankly at the menu overhead, as if seeing it for the first time. Other symptoms include inability to decide from a small list of choices, semi-coherent mumbling to no one in particular, frustration at unavailable items, unreasonable substitution or modification requests, and paying for food ordered with large quantities of loose change.

"God, that lady talking to herself in front of us is taking forever to order- I hope she's not going through menupause, or we're going to be here all afternoon."

by ohnomrbill October 1, 2009

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007

manipause

A tendency in men of a certain age to get overly emotional.

Dude, Glenn Beck is going through a wicked bout of manipause. He cries on air all the time.

by fecklessmoron June 8, 2013

menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.

Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.

by Fearnoid April 20, 2016

mentapause

Lack of or no more sex

My wife hit mentapause no more sex for me

by Blue scrotum December 27, 2019

Creative Menopause

The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.

I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.

by pinball queen September 2, 2009

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020