melonious

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

melonious

Adjective used to describe a pretty girl with nice boobs.

Check out that melonious babe walking this way.

by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007

melonidous

the severe inflamation of the melons'(aka female possesions, upperdeck)

"omg guys i have melonidous"

by symptomsweeds May 9, 2009

melonkoover

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.

Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"

by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017

Meloncorn

A meloncorn is a watermelon with the features of a unicorn, including the horn, a mane, a tail, hooves, eyes, and nose. It is not a real life animal, and it can fly, even though it has no wings.

The meloncorn flew over the stars.

by melon67 September 6, 2017

melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.

Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.

by Rookie V. November 9, 2017

Melonophile

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020