meason 

Reason of mothers. Usually illogical and ridiculously stupid.

A: Hey man wadup?
B: Terrible
A: Why?
B: I got my phone taken away by my mom.
A: What for?
B: Idk... Measons

meason by asianboi June 5, 2014

merson

Politically correct way to say "mermaid".

Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.

merson by Merson March 2, 2014

Megonkalo 

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.

Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.

Megonkalo by SkupSkup January 10, 2020

Megon 

A true individual. Determined but won't step on others to get what she wants.

She'll megon her way there.

Megon by 2m@ny February 6, 2010

Megron 

The half woman, half man transformer also known as MEGRON! Wears a pink hat and shirt. Wears glasses. Changes from Meg(female) to Ron (male). And in times of dire need a 50/50 mix of each.

MEGRON TRANSFORM!!!!!!!! (insert transforming noises) (changes from Meg(female) to Ron(male))

Megron by Optimus Transvestite January 20, 2009

Kenneth & Megon 

Hot Couple. Friendly as fuck. Very trustworthy and loyal will tell you when you being a doodle face. Smoke up together. Grow together. Will probably annoy each other but still love each other. You wont see them party much with others they have their own way to turn up. they both talk a lot but they will never show it to you.The love each other and only have eyes for one another

Yoh is that Kenneth & Megon, damn they look good

Kenneth & Megon by StvRvH May 26, 2016

Mersoning 

When someone doesn't respond to a text message

Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)

Mersoning by HotNDangerous May 9, 2018