medocker

it sucks!

When it comes to that band, its medocker.

by Your momma August 31, 2003

Matlocked

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlocked

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent

Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son

by NotKyle6969 March 11, 2021

Matlocked

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.

You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…

by Zach Morris Hater July 2, 2021

MrClockedworked

A man who loves dick in his ass and mouth

Your so MrClockedworked

by GUY_MAN November 21, 2023

Meanocked

When a sexual receiver is so disappointed with the length, girth and scent of their partners penis..... almost to the extent that they haven't a clue that they'd ever engaged.

"She was dying for a real good towelling last night but after being 'Meanocked' instead of fucked stupid, she plunged herself cockeyed with a range of vegetables again"

by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024

Brenden Medlock

The love of maddie's life. She made you look this up so she could ask you one question Brenden...

Will you marry me Brenden Medlock?

by Madison bear May 8, 2021