mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

meticulous

One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"

Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

meticular

adjective; conjunction of two words commonly heard spoken in the african american community.
composed of meticulous and particular

"She very meticular about how she do things."

by heidi h December 31, 2007

Dog-Mestic Violence

Throwing a dog at someone to knock them out. Also known as dog-mestic abuse, pack violence, can be broadly defined as a pattern of abusive behaviors by one or both partners in an intimate relationship such as marriage, dating, family, friends or cohabitation. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (A.S.P.C.A). Dog-Mestic Violence is a serious, preventable public health problem affecting more than 32 million Dogs, or over 10% of the U.S. population of dogs.

Angie: Did you hear about Jimmy G?
Wayne: No, what happened?
Angie: He went to jail for throwing their dog Bosco at Nikki,
and now they're charging him with
Dog-Mestic Violence.

by Samoprd79 February 22, 2011

meticulate

Another word for meticulous.

Look how meticulate he is with washing his car.

by AimeeH November 4, 2015

meaticopter

a girl named Victoria who hangs out at bars

That meaticopter is floating around East Syracuse

by deadpool2250 August 11, 2010