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meatstroke

The feeling one has after the large consumption of meat prducts, say from a brazillian BBQ or Atkin's diet.
Ugh, that 24oz steak was good, but I think I'm suffering from meatstroke now, whew!
by R.Lambert January 5, 2009
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meatsock

I really slutty loose girl, that often has sex with men. Putting your weiner inside would be like putting it into a sock made out of meat
Dude, Bridget is a total meatsock.
by Devon Martinez September 23, 2005
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Meatstick Marinade

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.
This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.
by Marinade Man March 1, 2010
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meatstabber

1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.
Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.
by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008
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meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.
Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!
by Bomahker May 27, 2017
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Mattstackin

One who forcefully inhaled queefs!
Damn Matt you have been Mattstackin all day!
by Jaygotthemoves June 28, 2020
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meatsack

a filthy, fleshy sack of meat, gland-juice, bone, stupidity, and other fluids
Bob Barker is a real meatsack.
by Johnny Vagabond July 1, 2005
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