meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.

Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.

by Meaty Burrito September 11, 2016

Mearleen

A cute, talented, and downright sexy girl.

Mearleen is Mearleen?

by w00t April 16, 2005

Mertle

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003

Meatleg

The uncomfortable situation in which two people sit next to each other side by side, and the meat of their legs rub together for extended periods of time. This is made worse when by hairy legs or car vibrations.

I fucking always get meatleg next to you jim, this was the worst roadtrip ever!

by Melfi January 2, 2017

neat meatlegs

a woman with thick chunky, bigass, fatass legs.

Maan she has thick neat meatlegs.

by ren walkero November 2, 2008

meatle

How people fail at spelling metal/ how dumb people spell metal; if you got here by spelling metal wrong you are an idiot.

Wow are are so stupid! You spelled metal like meatle!

by DanTheCoolerMan November 28, 2018

Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.

Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack

by KmJ13 December 19, 2010