Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Mach Jesus

Something traveling above a "reasonable speed"

My and my buddy went on a beer run last night driving at Mach Jesus in his 2nd gen dodge

by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021

mach chicken

An undefined velocity of an object in motion usually applying to something moving very quickly. Most often used when person using word is in an excited state of storytelling.

He was driving his truck at “mach chicken” when he hit the meridian and launched his truck over the ditch.

by Konsch August 1, 2008

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)

"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"

by BennyG3 April 26, 2017

Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

Mustang Mach 1

A special edition of the Ford Mustang produced in 4 different body stlyes through the years. Usually marketed as a performance edition with unique engine choices and exterior trim. First available in 1969 with a 428 Cobra Jet motor with either a shaker ram air intake or a fixed hood scoop. This was carried over to 1970 with minor exterior changes. The Mach 1 continued for 1971-1973 on the new Torino based body. With the arrival of the Mustang II came the V6 equipped Mach 1. The final version of the Mach 1 was available in 2003-2004 with a Unique 4.6L DOHC motor based off of a modified, non-supercharged Cobra motor.

That Mustang Mach 1 is a street terror man!!

by Lord Umoja August 3, 2008

machiavelli

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.

Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.

by g f b February 27, 2008