animal molester

A fucked up person who rapes animals

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

by Deez p money June 29, 2015

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

Ben McAllistered

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.

Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."

by Red Lightning 77 June 27, 2009

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

Ben McAllistered

To suggest everyone do something then be the only one to fail miserably at it. Named after famous English National Lacrosse Team player Ben McAllister.

Guy 1: "Yesterday James suggested we shoot half-court shots 'till we each sunk one. We waited for him for like four hours."

Guy 2: "Sounds like he got Ben McAllistered."

by James243 March 8, 2010