Dirt McGurt’l

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.

Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.

by BM1979 June 30, 2020

Durt McGurt

A nickName for a seemingly innocent person who in actuality is a dirty sex freak

That girl is a Durt Mcgurt

by Durtcake July 7, 2009

Word Mcgurd

The act of dancing mastered and practiced by fools who want nothing more than a creative way of coming out of the closet.

Little Terry was seen performing the Word Mcgurd before admitting his homosexuality.

by An Educated Individual August 25, 2013

mcgurkle

a shiny penis

OMG Melissa, did you see that mcgurkle?

by leshen25 February 18, 2011

McGurggles

the sensation in your stomach after you eat at McDonalds

"That Big Mac just gave me the McGurggles"

by ironbuddahfly March 25, 2009

McGurdle

A recently invented McDonalds creation in which the customer buys a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich. He then proceeds to divide the double cheeseburger in half leaving a bun and burger on one side and a bun and buger on the other. The McChicken is then placed in between the two halves and then eaten.

Ugh, i ate two McGurdles and now i feel like shit.

by Somethingdumb June 7, 2009

Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.

Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.

by SRG22 September 25, 2014