a nickname for someone who's acting like a douchebag; especially useful when use of the term douche, douchebag, or douche mcgouche is inappropriate.
mom: it looks like your father isn't going to make it to dinner tonight.
kid: that's the third time this week! why?
mom: i think it has to do with that new girl in the office
kid: what a mcgouche! I hope he gets hep C.
kid: that's the third time this week! why?
mom: i think it has to do with that new girl in the office
kid: what a mcgouche! I hope he gets hep C.
by freigo November 17, 2006
Get the Mcgouche mug.The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"
It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.
It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.
In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!
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