beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

Meating

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.

Tom is meating Bob.

by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010

Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

Obeasting

Sport eating, feasting, to the point of obesity.

What did you do this weekend? Sunday was full of football and obeasting!

by buxster07 October 23, 2017

Beasting

When you take a Milwaukee's Best aka A BEAST and hide it somewhere for one of your bros to find. When they do they just got BEASTED.

Kinda like icing, but not gay.

That's it. No rules, just beasting.

Bro #1: Dude, I totally just found this warm Milwaukee's Best in my drawer while I was looking for a condom to rail this fat ugly chick with herpes.

Bro #2: BEASTED!

Bro #1: Beasting saved my life.

by BeastingBoys October 14, 2010

Meating

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

by The tenderizer October 9, 2017