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Conor Maynard

Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!
Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!
by powergirlxxx July 5, 2012
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Maynard James Keenan

Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock April 18, 2006
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Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.
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by joe April 1, 2004
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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 1, 2008
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Mr Maynard

The Blaster of Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees. As well as the Detention gifter to Blake Burgess. (Used to be chill, now out for revenge).
Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees: *Search up Bad Boy things on the internet*
Mr Maynard: *BLASTS*
Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*
by Ventureofthe6 May 7, 2019
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maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.
Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997
by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008
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Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.
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