One of the better card games on the planet. There are literally MILLIONS of variations. One variation believes it is against the rules to speak about the rules.
by Squishy74 August 10, 2005
The Panzerkampfwagon VIII "Maus" was a German superheavy tank that was introduced towards the end of WWII. She featured the thickest armor any had ever seen, two enormous cannons, and was overall the biggest thing you have ever seen. Only 2 were built, one was destroyed and the other was captured by the Red Army. It was called "Maus" because they figured the Allies would hear the term, (Maus translates to Mouse), and think of a small, light tank, thus they would send few forces after it, then be crushed by the mighty landship.
"Mein Fürher, Unsere Panzer können diesem Ansturm nicht standhalten!"
"Bah, Bau mir einen neuen Panzer. Der Größte und der Beste!"
"Ja Kommandant. Nennen wir es, die Maus."
"Bah, Bau mir einen neuen Panzer. Der Größte und der Beste!"
"Ja Kommandant. Nennen wir es, die Maus."
by Panzerkampfwagon VIII Maus January 30, 2022
Real Meaning:
German super heavy tank of WW2 aka Panzer VIII with a 12.8 Pak 44 Cannon with the tank weighing around 188 tones
Meme/Gaming Meaning:
A freaking heavy tank made out of pure German steel and tracks made out of Mice that can crush a modern M1A2 Abrams. Stay away from it or get panckaked!
German super heavy tank of WW2 aka Panzer VIII with a 12.8 Pak 44 Cannon with the tank weighing around 188 tones
Meme/Gaming Meaning:
A freaking heavy tank made out of pure German steel and tracks made out of Mice that can crush a modern M1A2 Abrams. Stay away from it or get panckaked!
Hitler: Einen neuen Panzer bauen (make a new tank!)
Engineer: Tiger II?
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: Capture KV-2s
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: A tank made out Cheese and let mice eat it and call it MAUS
Hitler: Jawohl!
Engineer: Tiger II?
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: Capture KV-2s
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: A tank made out Cheese and let mice eat it and call it MAUS
Hitler: Jawohl!
by DUDEIALREADYHAVENAME1001 October 09, 2021
Nice, awesome, perfect, affirmative, copy (as in radio lingo), and in some instances meaning yes and or no by place either of the aforementioned words. Yea maus or No maus.
Dude: I'll see you at the bar in fifteen.
Bro: Maus!
Or
Chud: I banged that fat waitress last night.
Brah: Ugh, no maus
Bro: Maus!
Or
Chud: I banged that fat waitress last night.
Brah: Ugh, no maus
by Gay-raig June 14, 2013
An angered Newgrounds BBS moderator. Who is also a self-proclamied lesbian.
Maus is loved by the majority of the Newgrounds BBS.
Maus is loved by the majority of the Newgrounds BBS.
I love that Maus bitch
Maus will lock your faggy topic
"If Maus was a can of pepsi, how would you drink her?"
Maus will lock your faggy topic
"If Maus was a can of pepsi, how would you drink her?"
by Owner of the Internet May 15, 2005
An adorable little man of spherical stature, inquisitive countenance, and shiny cyan feathers; possesses the ability to speak, although limited to the language Mau; lacks arms, yet has stocky little legs, fat feet, and a tail
by Mau (Mau Mau Mau) December 21, 2006
Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.
by Marius Adamescu May 09, 2021