Also known as Mattifuck (because nothing even fucking happens), Mattituck is this retarded little town on the north fork of long island, ny. i live in mattituck and i know like six black people out of my grad class of like a hundred kids. we all smoke weed on a regular basis and get shitfaced on the weekends because we hate our worthless ungrateful little lives so much. kids grow up here so sheltered that we're going to a hell of a hard time in the real world. our only contact with the outside world are the thousands of city people who come here to see the wineries. (it's fun giving them wrong directions)
(john and james walk up to bob and jenny in the mattituck high school gym lobby)
john- hey guys i just bought a quarter, got plans after school today?
bob- i got soccer practice i cant man, maybe we'll catch up at waldbaums later though.
jenny- i have to go back to the farm first,but ill pick you and james up with the tractor
john- okay
john- hey guys i just bought a quarter, got plans after school today?
bob- i got soccer practice i cant man, maybe we'll catch up at waldbaums later though.
jenny- i have to go back to the farm first,but ill pick you and james up with the tractor
john- okay
by bored tucker November 23, 2011
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good ole mattituck. Small little ass town with not much to do but I like it. Has around 6 black kids and everybody knows eachothers first and last names. The town is about 50feet long and is becoming like the hamptons. Everybody mostly fishes and hunts here and there is a bunch of rednecks here too. The rednecks where tucked flannels with there timberland boots and there ford or John Deere belt buckels. Everybody ride dirt bikes and quads on the weekends and the cop don't pull you over for riding them on the road. Everybody that rides goes to levlons and have to ride quads on beach to 3 towns over and it is illegal but no one gives 2 shits neither does the cops. We all got big pickup trucks gas and diesel and we love to go mudding and have a good time drikin our bud heaveys and shooting our shot guns down at breakwater. Smallest town ever and still it's the greatest. Everybody knows what you did before your parents know about it the next morning and we got a bunch of farms that we ride our quads and go muddin with our trucks on. We love our nascar too. And we love shooting our firearms with our gun racks in the back glass of our jacked up f250's.and we all listen to country music and we love it.also where everbodys name ends in a y such as Jimmy Bobby. comes 4th of July damn you better like fireworks cause everbody in mattituck does. things to do is get drunk at the beach and most of our partys are at farms and in barns or on the sand bluffs. Good ole mattituck
You wanna go muddin down on the farm and then have a party in the barn after? Answer. Hells yeah I'll bring the radio so we can listen to Hank jr and I'll bring the buds. Don't forget the shotguns. Mattituck
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