Mattia

Being a lesbian guy, someone who doesn't fuck at all, AT ALL

Poor Mattia, he is just ugly

" OMG that boy is lesbian AS FUCK"
"I know it's Mattia"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021

Mattia

That type of guy who got that fat and mastodontic penis, always horny and swag. Oh, he's italian.

Oh look, that's a Mattia, he can get pregnant a woman already pregnant!

by letsssfuckinggoooOOOO000000000 February 13, 2022

Mattia

This is a slur for a Giga Star Wars Nerd.

"Hey that dude is such a Mattia."
"Hey dude you can't say, he just likes Star Wars."

by aleyo December 1, 2024

Mattia

Mattia is a verb to describe when somebody is an absolute DUMBASS and fumbles

"To pull a mattia"

by mattiaisadumbassmf March 20, 2025

Mattia

A gender neutral name, typically Italian. I think it is more feminine. Mattia's tend to be really funny, with a spice of ADHD. They are loyal to the end, and great with kids.

Wow, Mattia is just a great person

by livingituptothetop November 23, 2025

Mattia in crime

Fat kid named mattia real name is William well what he’s known for is losing his virginity to his 9 year old sister also peeing on her on cam for roles in a server named crime

Mattia in crime was a kid who cammed up for roles

by Proxy touched me July 22, 2021

Mattia poilbio

A hot ass tik toker that licks toilets and is thiccccc

Omg do you know mattia poilbio?

by Dr.phils mustache April 16, 2020