meatriding

the act of verbally massaging someones dick

principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"

by duccr August 16, 2022

Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.

by CarolLinX February 11, 2006

Manfixing

When a Man explains to a Woman how to fix her problem when she did not ask for a solution

Her: "It is a pain, <insert issue here>

Him, assuming <issue> is a problem that needs fixing: "All you have to do is <insert solution here>"

Her, in a sarcastic tone: "Thanks for manfixing my issue"

by Chewbyka February 14, 2017

Meatriding

When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.

Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.

Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?

by FunniManHeHeHeHa October 25, 2023

matrixified

Someone that listens to other people opinions and speak about it but don't know what there talking about

Your so matrixified!

by TheBoyrax November 23, 2022

mariring

Something Maria Marionette made and is now a new language that Aster made.

Aster: Mariring?
Scarle: Mariring mariring mariring
Aster: Mariring mariring
Fulgur: Mariring mariring mariring Mariring mariring mariring

by somepersonyouprobablydon'tknow December 6, 2022

matrixize

when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.

our society matrixizes before our very eyes.

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022