Maypole

When a male over 6'6" stands calm as a nun while 5+ LSC members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. To take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.

All the sluts did the maypole at the bar with Jeff "MayDay" last weekend.

by Mac D. May 9, 2006

mathologist

A cyber intelligent being who possesses the power to know all of the math, thus knowing the nature of all reality.

Billy - "I wonder Why every snowflake looks different?"

Thomas - "I am a mathologist, and I can confirm it's the result of dihydrogen monoxide quantum tunneling dark energy along the fibonacci sequence.

by PurrMonsterr October 19, 2015

mathology

Mathology is the study of math

I am going to kill my self because I have mathology 3rd block.

by Your moms big hairy ballsack May 29, 2008

Maypole dancing

The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.

by here we go again May 24, 2019

manpologetics

Systemic justification for the bad (and even toxic or abusive) behavior of men, often made by incels or pick-me's defending misogyny, patriarchy, etc. Examples include glossing over a sexist remark with "he was just joking," interpreting an inappropriate crude comment as "giving a compliment" rather than sexual harassment; and interrupting constructive discourse on problematic male behavior with pleas of #NotAllMen.

Mikaela really came on strong with the manpologetics over that guy who served a woman he invited over for a dinner date unseasoned ground turkey and broccoli, which is not even a full meal (let alone bland and unappetizing).

by MahaKaruna November 9, 2020

matwolfie

Most Insane Pro-gamer to ever walk the earth. Can do 360 noscopes. Will beat you at any game. Very good alchemist also.

Yo how can you kill MatWolfie wtf.

by peepeepoopooooooo November 16, 2020

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021