methelope

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.

"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."

by Sexi Texi April 27, 2007

Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

Mathalodical

verb, Using mathematical knowledge in relation to something that is being done (ie musical studies)

Everything is Mathalodical

“What you just did there was very mathalodical”

by Cloverdover October 5, 2018

matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Matelotage

Matelotage (MATE-LOT-AGE) (French for "seamanship") was a same-sex civil union amongst European sailors, in the 17th and 18th century. In the male-dominated world of piracy, homosexuality was common.

"Matelots" would agree to share their incomes, and inherit their partner's property in the case of their death. In addition, they would pledge to protect and fight alongside each other in battle and otherwise act in the other's interest.

My matelot has that bussin bussy boiii.
Me matelot got a bussy wetter than the ocean yarr.

Governor of the colony of Tortuga, Jean Le Vasseur, requested to the French government that female prostitutes be sent to the island, supposedly in order to deter matelotage among the buccaneers.

by BickleSyndrome July 25, 2022

Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005