methelope 

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.

"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."

methelope by Sexi Texi April 27, 2007

Methylone 

Chemical Name: 2-methylamino-1-(3,4-methylenedioxyphenyl)propan-1-one

It's a phenethylamine. Surprisingly close to the same as MDMA and legal. Only one molecule differentiates the two.

Methylone is an analogue of MDMAecstacy

Methylone by MrCharlesIV March 9, 2009

Metheleptic 

adj: used to describe a dancer who is both overly enthusiastic and abysmally uncoordinated.

methhead + epeleptic=metheleptic

That guy at the club was dancing like a metheleptic.

Metheleptic by Greasepaintjunkie April 15, 2010

metherosexual 

A heterosexual male who can be easily coerced to become homosexual with Methamphetamine.

Jose Exotico is the king of metherosexuals. He made two of his coworkers turn homosexual just by adding Methamphetamine to the mix.

metherosexual by hurrdurrdictionary April 7, 2020

methelynedioxymethamphetamine 

Chemical name for MDMA, the drug commonly referred to as "ecstacy."

Did you know the real name for E is methelynedioxymethamphetamine?

methelynedioxymethamphetamine by Rellik S May 22, 2008

Methelodeon 

Nickelodeon for tweekers
The camera monitoring channel at a tweekers house, preferably with the kids locked out

Methelodeon is the only t.v. station these days that never changes, yet tweekers stay focused until they might.

Methelodeon by MystiC-Army October 26, 2011

Metheloped 

When a out of control couple.who are hooked on meth refuse to separate. Aka traumabond.

That couple refuses to throw in the towel. They must be metheloped.

Metheloped by Strongarmranch February 11, 2022