Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.
by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011
Get the Dry Matches mug.Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
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by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018
Get the the carpet matches the drapes mug.A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.
by Lenny C October 30, 2007
Get the Matches Are Free mug.This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.
Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018
Get the Ranked matches (LoL) mug.Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.
Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014
Get the Light some matches mug.Jenn Rivell's (bam margera's finacee') daughter. she is 8 years old and very cute. Jenn had her from a previous marriage with Nate Mathesson.
by countrygirl January 1, 2005
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