masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

masturbaste

The act of masturbating on one's own body and rubbing it in as you would basting liquid on a turkey

"Why are you so sticky?"
"Because I like to masturbaste"

by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010

masturbate

when one touches themselves on thier pussy or dick so that they reach a state of pleasure such as an orgasm.

pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!

i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!

every1 knows how to orgasm unless they're idiots so i'll just say how i do it.

first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate

i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)

then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.

so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny

by sexyhornygirl August 17, 2009

masturbatathon

n. to spend hours upon hours masturbating

"dude, what'd you do last night?"
"nothing, man. i sat on the couch all night and had a masturbatathon."

by SelenaG October 28, 2007

masturbate

What guys do all the time and girls never admit to doing.

Guy: Come on, everyone does it. Don't be ashamed to admit you masturbate.
Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.

by Peopleplz June 7, 2009

Masturbatastic

Any material which is worth masturbating to may be referred to as masturbatastic. Pornography, or anyone you would like to see featured in pornography is classed as masturbatastic. 'Wanktastic' is an acceptable variation.

1) This shit is masturbatastic.
2) Your sister is masturbatastic.

by Dr. Bint June 7, 2004

masturbath

TO MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER

i just finished masturbathing in the shower.

dave, do you like to masturbath ???

sally masturbath's with the shower head

by lmao dick July 23, 2014