The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
Get the masturbatory contingency mug.Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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Guy: Come on, everyone does it. Don't be ashamed to admit you masturbate.
Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.
Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.
by Peopleplz June 7, 2009
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Get the masturhater mug.After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.
by Williamsburg Rabbi February 9, 2015
Get the stress masturbate mug.When someone has that hint of touching themselves in their voice when talking to them on the phone or from behind a closed door.
I called my boy Joe and between the echo sound from the bathroom and the vibes in his voice, I totally detected some masturbatory overtones.
by Korbenbirdman March 13, 2011
Get the masturbatory overtones mug.A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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