Masturcramp

When you're masturbating so ferociously that once you're done, your arm - from your elbow to your shoulder - will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.

Last night i was masturbating so hard that when i was done a had a terrible Masturcramp.

by Mastur Chief August 6, 2011

masturfart

When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.

sometimes when i fart sitting down i accidentally masturfart. feels kinda good doe.

by WolverineClip February 22, 2020

Masturgaming

The act of playing solo Games or games with the sole intention of playing its campaign ONLY.

Sorry guys i wont play COD with the team, I'm masturgaming tonight .

by j0s3it0x December 9, 2020

masturbrasion

n: genital chafing, caused by excessively aggressive or unlubricated self-abuse.

After jerking off five times one afternoon, he spent a week with a severe case of masturbrasion.

by xqqme August 9, 2010

masturbarter

To trade commodities for pornographic content. The system arises in places such as prisons where conjugal visits are not allowed; thus, the relative value of pornographic material increases to become a high-demand product. The system isn't usually referred to as such except for in male-only over-night schools or camps with restricted internet access.

He masturbartered away some decent weed for a copy of Playboy.

by destitute May 21, 2013

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

masturah

A girl that always want to fix herself to be better day by day. A women who preserved her self-esteem and always be a humble women. Kind, soft-spoken and love to help others. She will always appreciate your existence. Be her friends!!! She will definitely happy to be friends with you!

That adorable girl, namely Masturah. I love her.

by cuteunknown November 22, 2021