masturape

A combination of the words masturbate and rape.

The action of masturbating, while thinking of a person, therefore masturaping them.

Brad masturapes myspace girls every night.

by flipz October 5, 2005

Mastorium

A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.

Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"

by kooneyman July 5, 2010

masturarm

The arm that most men(and some women) have that is bigger than the other due to masturbation

Jack: Did you see Adam's arm, it's fucking huge.
John: Yeah bro, I think it's his masturarm

by MOOOOMOOOOMOOOO March 12, 2011

Mastrandritis

An overwhelming disease (of the mind) that makes one's body feel as if they are unable to operate before 3:00pm EST, and unable to take part in activity, such as work.

After 3:00pm EST, all bodily function are operating normally, along with a rejuvenated sense of joy and mirth.

Winters in London are very accommodating to the disease.

Mastrandritis can be exhibited in the attitudes and actions of lazy employees that lie.

by DrFa May 18, 2011

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

Masturah

Sweet and lovely girl, down-to-earth and detailed-oriented. She can make decisions without hesitation, she is also efficient at work and plan ahead. She hope to stay focus and be responsible of her own action.

Masturah is a pretty girl

by Naskh November 22, 2021

mastura

Sweet girl but never completes her homework and had an aversion to completing simple task alone.

She will probably marry Justin Bieber some day, however she spends most of her day in bed so will probably not get the chance

Why are you such a Mastura? Do it yourself.

by A.b.c.d.e February 16, 2014