Mastodon

A four-piece metal band from Atlanta.
The grestest metal band of the last 10 years, Mastodon have released two full length albums and one EP.

Lifesblood (EP, 2001 Relapse)
Remission (LP, 2002 Relapse)
Leviathan (LP, 2004 Relapse)

They own your fucking soul.

"I hope Mastodon play Elephant Man tonight"

by sugna November 23, 2004

Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

Mastodon

When the girl is on all 4 and you ram your dick from across the bedroom, like an elephant taking down a tree while your girl cries like an elephant calling for help

I made my girl come to my house i flipped her over and she was on her 4, so I mastodon her, such a great experience.

by JKM23 November 19, 2017

Mastodon Rage

To be so filled with seething angst and rage, your only thought is to utter a gutteral growl, like a Mastodon.

Teacher: "Timmy, you have failed the test..."

Student: "URRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!"

Teacher: <Blown Away>
<A Prime example of a Mastodon Rage situation>

by Aut0matic M16 April 5, 2010

Mastodonian

Mastodonian should be used as an adjective to describe something that has characteristics of a mastodon. Typical use is to is describe either girth or general snufaluphagus-ness.

Whoa!! I'm absolutely stuffed. That slice of pizza was mastodonian.

by kvegas108 September 15, 2010

[Mastodon]

The new kings of the heavy metal world. They are a prog-sludge metal fusion, with their earlier releases leaning towards sludge metal and their later releases leaning towards a prog-sludge fusion.

Their 2004 albumn Leviathan is a classic record and their 2006 albumn Blood Mountain launched them into the mainstream. They have a new albumn, Crack the Skye, coming out Spring 2009.

All of their albums center around a different element and story 9with the exception of Remission, which loosely focuses on fire). Remission is fire, Leviathan is water, Blood Mountain is earth, and Crack the Skye focuses on aether.

Remission (2002)
Leviathan (2004)
Blood Mountain (2006)
Crack the Skye (2009)

Mastodon are the new knigs of the metal world.

by ghdhlgh5796h January 31, 2009