An involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, orgasm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. Generally associated with extreme stress.
That band is so awesome they'll make you mastigulate!
He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.
He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.
by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 2, 2011
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she was so hot she made me mastigulate.
As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.
Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.
As he entered the witness stand he began to mastigulate.
Mastigulation is common at Guantanamo Bay.
by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 7, 2011
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Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008
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Get the Masticate mug.Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
by MN Farmer October 9, 2006
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