MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011

Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!

My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)

by The Bears! April 4, 2017

Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.

Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.

by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018

masterblade

Sport: short for the activity otherwise referred to as "aggressive inline skating" or "extreme skating". Incorporates grinding, launching, spinning and other tricks performed using inline skates. Involves a mastery of skating.

Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.

by drrty byl February 27, 2008

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018