mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.

Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.

by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

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Mashtray

mash·tray
noun \ˈmash-ˌtrā\

A designated object given to an intoxicated individual, that once vomited in serves as both ashtray and sick bucket.

He threw up in the only available receptacle in the room. Lighting his cigarette he asks "where should i flick it"

"In your mashtray"

Jamie in his drunken stupor sat back against the wall wiped his mouth as he flicked the last of his cigarette into the mashtray....

by bowandbarrow November 6, 2011

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mushtard

A retarded name for mustard. Used mainly by downies. Contains the root word tard, also used in the word retard.

"Hey can you pass the mushtard for my sandwich?"

by Seawesome April 2, 2009

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mathtardation

The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.

My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?

by robulastage January 26, 2011

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Asian Mashtaw

To speak in a tongue, often describing the pronunciation of English by Asian immigrants, that substitutes all L's for R's, all R's for W's and all S's for SH's

-Herro prease, I am fruent in the ranguage of Asian Mashtaw
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria

by Asian Mashtaw January 29, 2009

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