Manshake

A form of manly competition between guys in which they try to crush each other's hands while shaking- a ladder can be used to determine rankings.

Dude, my hands are still bleeding from my manshake with Theo at lunch.

by SgtPepperz42 October 20, 2009

manshake

What spews forth from one man's "Power Wand"

Dude, you got covered in manshake.

by Anus August 29, 2003

McShakes

The shakes your body goes through after eating only McDonalds for a month while trying to win at Monopoly.

Mike: "I can't finish my TPS reports. I can't type due to my McShakes. "

Brady: "Dont't worry, I got the Park Place you needed."

by Stacy 2 October 6, 2011

Manshake

(n.)An extremely firm handshake that leaves one feeling inferior and dominated.

Tommy introduced me to Hulk Hogan last year. Boy, did he have a manshake!

by esqueleto February 18, 2008

Manshake

An action where two men grasp their own genitals, remove hands from their pants, and shake another willing participants hand, firmly and steadily.

After the game, Jim and Bob had a hardcore manshake without washing their hands afterwords.

by savingdaylight April 19, 2009

manshake

a protein shake guys drink to become "tough"

Jamie, you should drink your manshake because you are weak.

by Jamie and Rachel December 3, 2005

Manshake

A manly handshake given by a woman.

Even though she's pretty hot, she gave me a weird manshake.

by tommco May 28, 2011