migraine

A bitch of a headache.
Hurts like hell.

Man, I have a migraine.
Damn, that sucks.

by darwingcster September 9, 2010

Oscar Migraine

A migraine headache attributed to when a mans penis is repeatedly slapped across a womens forehead. The name is derived from a popular American hotdog, Oscar Mayer.

I slapped my wife head so hard with my foot long cock that she had an Oscar Migraine the next day.

by MisterWhite&Chatty June 16, 2010

margarine legs

n. Slapper

"Cheap and easily spread."

Scott: "Hey Phil, have you seen the new girl Tracy?"
Phil: "Yeah Scott, but I hear she's got real margarine legs!"

by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches

Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.

by Fam Squad May 28, 2016

ISO Migraine

A throbbing, dull pain within the centre of your brain, caused by excessive reading, translating or building of company security policy documents.

I've read so many damn policies now its given me an ISO migraine.

by bazzybizzle December 14, 2020

Margarine

A horrible fake substance that is out to kill me.

Margarine is pure evil.

by Froggity November 23, 2020

Praxis Migraine

The psychosomatic consequences of attempting to carry out the virtual duties of all your comrades simultaneously. Generally presents as a late-afternoon fugue state, following the exhaustion of adrenal and caloric reserves, accompanied by a sense of futility, marked tightness in the neck and shoulders, and a headache akin to having one's brainstem in a microwave.

Started my shift with 30 unread requests in the inbox, finished my shift with a praxis migraine.

by tenguix June 2, 2021