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Martha Stewart

Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.
I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart by notapaki August 10, 2003

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

martha stewart

Pulling out of something right before it mess up or fails.
martha stewart by KanseiFC April 25, 2004

martha stewart

Super smart woman. making money by doing ordinary things. people hate because there jelous. i dont see you with he money do i no! muhahaha
rich!bitch! smart! crazy! funny! good thing!
martha stewart by s December 19, 2003

Martha Stewart

The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.
Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare

Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?

Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?

M: No

F: Refleb 967?

M: No

F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart

M: Correct!

Martha Stewart

Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga
Martha Stewart by jridyxhhe July 31, 2022