by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025
Get the Abigail marston mug.Coined by the college athlete Danny Marston, the term describes the act of undermining your captain's authority (mainly in football) on and/or off the field.
A: "The captain told him to pitch, what the fuck is he doing?!"
B: "He is pulling a Marston, man."
A: "What a moron!"
B: "He is pulling a Marston, man."
A: "What a moron!"
by NTJW July 13, 2020
Get the Marston mug.The phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. Not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. Everyone suspects a sexual fetish is at root, but it's just filed away under feminism. Named for William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman and the member of a woman-worshipping sex cult, who modeled his superhero character after his sexually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women's dominance over men (No, really. Google it). Related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.
People say Alan is into feminism, but he's really just into Marstonism. He likes women kicking ass but at heart just wants them to spank his.
by Allacrim July 18, 2017
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Get the Pulling a Marston mug.1) A badass!
2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.
by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023
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