Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.

"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Toot Magoot

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.

I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)

by A roach May 31, 2019

Marmot

A rodent of the squirrel family. Lives in mountainous areas. Usually fairly awesome.

May cause a great deal of mayhem.

THEY ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY A GIANT SPACE MARMOT!

-www.rathergood.com

by Dosius March 18, 2005

Marook

A word so incredibly bad ass and amazing that a definition would physically blow your mind out of your skull and it would keep exploding while you stood in awe of this word. All who know what the word means have sworn never to share its secret definition with anyone. It is said to be both the worst most derogatory word in any language and yet also the most awesome. If I could I would write the definition here, however instead I am informing people of this supreme word that deserves its rightful place on urban dictionary.

Damn I am just a marook i guess.
Oh damn did they just say the "m" word?

by THE marook May 1, 2011

maroon

A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary. It is a mispronunciation of the word "Moron"

"What a Maroon!" "Will ya get a load of this maroon"

by Tannasgh July 30, 2004

throbbing manroot

a large, if not colossal, penis that always pleasures women, or men, while grounding itself deep inside.

His throbbing manroot tore me the f**k up.

by Eblis Anbu Cain January 19, 2010

Marmot

a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. Marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. Probably best known for PreCip rainwear, DriClime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softshells, down jackets, tents and packs. Big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the Clint Eastwood classic "The Eiger Sanction", reflected to this day in the clean Euro look of their products. Used by professional guides, carried primarily in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

Ian - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Carlos - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Chamonix. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Marmot."

by da Chetster March 5, 2009