market street torpedo 

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

market street torpedo by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

market square day 

a day in Portsmouth, New Hampshire when all the lovely liberals (i <3 liberals!!) of the secaost get together and listen to music and eat smothies and stuff. much fun, lots of street vendors.

"i got these sweet berkenstocks at market square day last year"

market square day by No soup for you April 20, 2005

fee market system 

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default

Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*

fee market system by breynoldz October 8, 2011

black market social media

Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.

Ex. VSCO

Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!

black market social media by Hannied November 2, 2018

On market street 

A lie told by a dope boy ,friend,cuz hell anyone to make you think they are near by you

Hey yo,we almost dare we on market street, laughing usly in back ground cause that fool is in a far away place or near by and aint comin till they feel like it

On market street by Cindie lou May 4, 2019

super market monkey slapper 

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Will the stock market crash soon? 

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…

Will the stock market crash soon?

Will the stock market crash soon? by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023