South Dakota Martini

An American adjunct lager with green olives.

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017

maldini

the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...

sorry...i couldnt buy the tickets 4 the match....
oh no!I've never seen paolo maldini play!

by mileeee April 19, 2007

Trayvon Martini

/trā'vôn,märˈtēnē/
noun - alcohol

A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.

Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles

Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.

"Gotta be careful with that Trayvon Martini, man, you'll wind up facedown in the street."

by Drew182 June 18, 2014

martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long

I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

Martiniano

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.

by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020

filthy martini

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis

my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked

by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009

Juicy Martini

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.

"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"

by McCupcakes May 29, 2009