mancessory

Metro-esque accessories that men utilize when provoking the approval of hip crowds

My new fatigue-printed messenger bag with soviet stars and pirate paraphenalia is my latest mancessory.

by Naliniasha January 23, 2006

how long is marcels dick

Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches

Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick

by Lucifer;) December 5, 2020

mancession

A period of temporary or extended romantic decline during which dating, relationships and intimate encounters are reduced or completely absent from a woman's life, generally identified by a lack of qualified men in close geographic proximity in two successive quarters

Men were plentiful in undergrad; however, when I've been in the midst of a mancession since graduation.

by aj2fab January 11, 2012

marpessa

The most beautiful person in the world, kind and friendly she is the perfect friend

Marpessa is my best friend

by GraceyMarpy January 17, 2021

marcossunshine

Bestie
/best-ie/
noun
noun: bestie; plural noun: best bestie
A mutual of mine with funny content. And they are hot asf, I noticed that when I followed i got hotter by 8,73%. Even scientists proved that if you follow marcossunshine you will be happier and het better grades.

“Omg you look so different youre so hot!”
“Yeah, I followed marcossunshine on tiktok”

by Aysheism March 17, 2021

Marcossexual

One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.

I am Marcossexual.

by threeminutesandahalf November 16, 2022

Marpessa

The nost beautiful person in the world, kind and friendly she is a perfect friend!

Marpessa is my best friend

by GraceyMarpy January 17, 2021