Markled

Used to be one of the lads who everyone liked and then met a girl and flipped 180 to a whinging under the thumb turncoat

Don’t bother calling Dave, he won’t be out for beers....he’s markled by his new wife and now hates all of us and only likes her friends. He also hates his Nan for some reason!

by Greentrew11 March 6, 2021

Markled

When a person realizes they have been manipulated, gas lighted, lied to, and used for attention or fame

Fake friend: I'm going to follow you around

You : Okay
You in head : i think they are using me for popularity I have been Markled

by Itfuckingbrittany bitch April 23, 2021

Markled

"To have your testicle removed by your dead mothers stalker"

"How was the date with Megron Hindley?

...mate I mentioned Jeffery's yacht video and she nearly Markled me, I'm just glad I had that pumpkin on my lap, Holy shit she was like a piranha "

by Meigal September 10, 2021

The Marble

Infinite consciousness. Infinite awareness. God. You.

Bro do you ever think about how all living beings are connected ?
Bro were marbling right now
What is that connection?
Its because were all the marble

Sometimes it feels like I'm separated from my body
Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling my body
Maybe I'm a marbler

by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

marble peach

a perfect female butt, smooth and round, without blemish or wrinkle, as if sculpted in marble.

At first I did not understand what it was she wanted. But she bumped her behind against me until I realized that was what I was being offered, a marble peach.

by Max C. Webster, III November 19, 2012

Marble House

To ejaculate in your partner and let it harden to the point their orifice looks like a house made out of marble.

Cool Guy 1: Dude, I totally marble housed this girl last night!
Cool Guy 2: WOW. Very cool! Let’s make a rock band to commemorate this event!
Cool Guy 1: Yes! Let’s name the Marble House!
Cool Guy 2: Yes.

by MarbleHouse420 March 7, 2020

Markled

Verb: To be used. Victim of a parasite. To have ones reputation ruined by being Markled. To have everything turn to shit once affiliated with them. To he controlled.

I went to a charity event with her and we struck a deal. She controlled every detail. Once she got her 15 minutes she ghosted me. I was well and truly "Markled"

by Deranger March 17, 2023