MapleRoyals

An alternative to the abomination that is MapleStory present day. MapleRoyals is 2013 and 2014's answer to a game which was once great. Never has there been a place where nostalgia can be felt as well as it has at MapleRoyals. Feels will be felt.

Guy1: Hey, do you know of this game called MapleRoyals?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: Dude. It's great. Let's quit MS and join Royals. The nostalgia is real!!
Guy2: Sounds cool. It better not be pay2win though.
Guy1: Heck no son! You can be the very best like no one ever was without spending a single dime!

by dus10 July 19, 2014

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

jiz mopper

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.

I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up

by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005

jizz mopper

A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.

"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.

by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 4, 2003