A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012
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Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!
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The maticulate monkey is very maticulate
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he was exhausted but as she began to manipulate his squishy penis it began to rise to a new occasion.
he said no at first but then she began to slowly but surely manipulate his feelings to turn it around
he said no at first but then she began to slowly but surely manipulate his feelings to turn it around
by Pebbles Marin April 28, 2005
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Get the Manipulated mug.Friend says to another friend while watching top fuel motorcyle drag racing
" Man if I could go down the track on that I would MANJACULATE all the way down the track "
" Man if I could go down the track on that I would MANJACULATE all the way down the track "
by CHUCK N aka BATMAN November 3, 2009
Get the Manjaculate mug.1. To relive stress by touching oneself. Usually done by males. A man who ejaculates.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.
1. Alex manaculated all over the floor while watching porn.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.
by Wassssuuup! June 7, 2010
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