Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

by Nare September 20, 2015

ghetto manicure

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.

I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.

by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010

Manic obsession

You feel high whenever you see or think about the person because they are so hot. You tend to get hyper fixated on the idea of him rather than the reality.

You feel manic obsession about a guy who doesn’t care about you

by Pasty2021 December 20, 2020

manic keyboarder

That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.

I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia

The insane, irrational fear that someone will steal the dead and flaming animal you were going to have sex with in a small, confined space.

Bill: Why does Tom keep checking the closet? And what IS that smell?

Jim: He's got a bad case of manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia.

Bill: .... The hell?

by QuaLynore February 27, 2009

manichaean shower

A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.

Scalded pink then frozen to death, thanks to our manichaean shower.

by Luke T March 7, 2008

manicotti

A form of fungus that grows under the ball sack.

there is a heep load of manicotti under my ball sack.

by CampFireGuy July 16, 2010