Alabama Manicure 

The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session

Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting

Alabama Manicure by MaximusMaurice August 3, 2007

Guitarist's Manicure 

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.

my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.

Guitarist's Manicure by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011

Minnesota Manicure 

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

Minnesota Manicure by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015

Maine Manicure 

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

Maine Manicure by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

manacure

For those moments when only a man will do. These moments aren't just sexual but might also be for emotional support and masculine guidance as well.

Lisa needed a manacure desperately before attempting to buy a new car, so she phoned Steve for help.

manacure by cbranson November 21, 2010

Mansoured 

when one male is unknowingly given a "roofie" by another male and taken advantage of sexually

If you hang around the wrong bars, there's a good chance you could get mansoured

Mansoured by Kaptain Kid January 11, 2012

lesbian manicure 

biting your fingernails down to the quick.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.

i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.

on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.

lesbian manicure by tangerine kicks daisies November 20, 2009