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Mandle

Verb - to mandle - Most often used in the past tense (mandled) to describe a situation or event that was handled in the most manly and awesome way possible. Used in the present tense (mandle) as a form of encouragement to promote the handling of a forthcoming event in an epically manly way.
"Damn you just mandled that 32oz steak like a 2$ fish taco"

"Man up and go mandle that shit!"
by The-Man-Code February 28, 2013
mugGet the Mandlemug.

Mandle

A replacement to the word "handle" that implies only a man could handle the situation in question.
Dude, we've got a crate of beer left and we're leaving in an hour... do you think you can mandle it?
by DoMx March 28, 2010
mugGet the Mandlemug.

Mandl

Jewish, has a tiny penis which people refer to as a snake, gets called jake the tiny snake, wheres timbs, and hates kids named malcom

ADJECTIVE
by mike1234554321 July 3, 2011
mugGet the Mandlmug.

Mandle

To handle something in a manly fashion. Can be used non-sexually, however, the term is most often used with innuendo in mind.
by Sidecutter August 17, 2010
mugGet the Mandlemug.

Mandle

"Eric was giving me shit, so I mandled that motherfucker"
"Jesus, McNabb really got MANDLED on that play"
by Jord421 November 27, 2007
mugGet the Mandlemug.

mandle

the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.
Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Man 2: Hell yeah.

Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Woman 2: Yeah?

Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Woman 2: Hell yeah.
by buddyboy1006 April 13, 2010
mugGet the mandlemug.

Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur
1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.
by Farmer Daniel December 11, 2010
mugGet the Mandlemug.

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